Disney World Bathrooms… Yes, I’m Reviewing Them
Hi. I have thoughts about bathrooms. Many, many thoughts.
Bathrooms are one of the most important aspects of any vacation.
And yet… no one talks about them.
Until there’s an emergency.
Bathrooms are the silent heroes of travel—always there, quietly waiting, ready to save the day.
At this point, you’re probably questioning your life choices.
Why are you reading a blog about bathrooms?
You might even be yelling in your head: get to the point, lady.
Fair.
But here’s the thing—I think about bathrooms. A lot.
Maybe it’s because I have a child with Crohn’s disease, which makes knowing where the nearest bathroom is less of a preference and more of a strategy.
Maybe it’s because I had a kid who was absolutely terrified of automatic flushing toilets. (Nothing like a surprise flush to ruin everyone’s day.)
Maybe it’s because I personally operate on a strict cycle of drink, pee, drink, pee… endlessly.
Or maybe it’s because I still remember my mother climbing onto the bus for my eighth-grade field trip and yelling, “Maggie, do you have to tinkle?”
Honestly… it’s probably all of the above.
Disney World has the best bathrooms.
Yes, I said it.
The bathroom attendants do an amazing job keeping everything clean, stocked, and somehow… pleasant. Which feels like a small miracle considering how many people are cycling through there all day.
Sometimes, they even leave towel animals behind to supervise the situation.
Because of course they do. It’s Disney.
And only Disney would fully commit to theming the bathrooms.
You walk into some of them and you’re still completely transported—yes, I’m looking directly at you, the Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge bathroom.
It’s immersive. It’s impressive.
It’s… still a bathroom, but somehow magical.
My only complaint?
The toilet paper.
Why. Just why.
It’s so thin. So flimsy.
I can never get it off the roll in one piece without entering into a minor battle.
But honestly… that’s a very small complaint in the grand scheme of things.
So, as a tribute to the bathrooms I love and hold so dear…
I will be documenting them.
All of them.
The exact number? A closely guarded Disney secret. But we’re going to have a very good time trying to find them all.
Along the way, I’ll be taking important notes—like which ones have the blessed, normal flushers… and which ones are still living in the chaos of the automatic nightmare.
I will also be highlighting the truly elite:
the beautiful, the thoughtfully designed, the unexpectedly Instagram-worthy bathrooms.
Because if a bathroom is going to be part of your vacation story… it might as well be a good one.
And honestly, when you really think about it…
Not all heroes wear capes. Some are just really well-placed bathrooms.
