Bathrooms Matter
Because where you go matters. And where you go matters, too.
Yes.
I review bathrooms.
Not because I have run out of things to talk about.
Because bathrooms actually matter.
Especially when you travel.
I want to know where they are. How crowded they get. Whether they're clean. If there's a companion restroom. How loud they are. Whether there's somewhere to sit nearby.
I want to know if the automatic flusher is going to attack before I'm ready.
I want to know if the air conditioning is glorious.
And yes...
I want to know how it smells.
These are the details that can make a place easier, more comfortable and a whole lot less stressful.
So I photograph the signs.
I inspect the sinks.
I count the stalls.
I notice the weird stuff.
And then I tell you everything.
Welcome to Bathroom Matters.
Let's find a bathroom. 🚽
🏰 The Great Disney Bathroom Quest
It started with one bathroom.
Now I'm trying to find, photograph and review the bathrooms throughout Walt Disney World.
Parks. Resorts. Restaurants. Transportation. Hidden bathrooms. Beautiful bathrooms. Bathrooms that desperately need someone to love them.
I'm looking at all of it.
Choose Your Bathroom Adventure
There are a surprising number of ways to fall down this particular rabbit hole.
Pick a bathroom world and start exploring.
🌌 EPIC Universe Bathrooms
A brand-new theme park gave me an entirely new collection of bathrooms to investigate.
I'm exploring Epic Universe one restroom at a time, looking at location, crowds, comfort, theming and all those little details most people walk right past.
🚽 Random Restroom Adventures
Because apparently I don't stop reviewing bathrooms when I leave the theme parks.
Hotels. Restaurants. Cruise ships. Road trips. Random places I wander into.
If there's a bathroom worth talking about, there's a very good chance I'm going to talk about it.
What Makes a Bathroom Matter?
I don't just walk into a bathroom, take a picture and declare it pretty.
There is a system.
Sort of.
Every bathroom gets the full Maggie inspection.
📍 Location
Can I actually find it when I need it?
👥 Crowds
Peaceful pit stop or bathroom battle royale?
❄️ Cold Air
This is Florida. Air conditioning matters.
🚽 Stalls & Flushers
How many stalls are there? And is the automatic flusher going to attack before I'm ready?
🔊 Noise
Quiet and calm or sensory chaos?
👃 Smell
Someone has to talk about it.
🧼 Cleanliness & Handwashing
Sinks, soap, counters and the general state of things.
♿ Accessibility & Companion Restrooms
What's available and what should you know before you get there?
✨ Theming & Weird Little Details
Signs. Tile. Wallpaper. Mirrors. Hidden Mickeys. Things that make absolutely no sense.
❤️ Overall Comfort
Because sometimes the most important question is simply...
Would I want to use this bathroom again?
New to Bathrooms Matter?
You do not have to start at Bathroom #1.
Trust me.
Whether you're looking for the best, the worst, the weirdest or just wondering how I ended up reviewing this many bathrooms...
I've got you.
Start Here 🚽
🏆 My Favorite Bathrooms
The bathrooms that made me stop, stare and occasionally get a little too emotional.
😬 The Bathrooms I Would Avoid
Hot. Crowded. Smelly. Chaotic. Sometimes all four. You've been warned.
✨ The Prettiest Bathrooms
Proof that apparently someone, somewhere, really did spend time choosing bathroom wallpaper.
🤫 Hidden & Quiet Bathrooms
The bathrooms I remember when the crowds, noise and general people-ing become a little too much.
♿ Companion & Accessibility Finds
Bathroom details that can make planning a day away from home a whole lot easier.
😂 The Weirdest Bathroom Moments
Because you review enough bathrooms and eventually things get weird.
Bathrooms Matter.
They can make us comfortable.
They can make us anxious.
They can make a crowded day a little easier.
And every once in a while...
they can be surprisingly magical.
I'll keep looking.
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