Not every Disney bathroom is filled with magic. This BoardWalk bathroom is plain, simple, and completely forgettable… but when you need a quiet, reliable bathroom near the pool and pizza, it gets the job done.

I went to Disney’s Yacht Club and somehow ended up reviewing the bathrooms.

Some are peaceful, air-conditioned perfection.
Others… feel like a life choice you regret immediately.

Here are my honest thoughts on three very different Yacht Club bathrooms—so you know exactly where to go (and where not to).

A hidden Disney World conference center bathroom somehow became my favorite bathroom on property.

Quiet, spotless, cold air conditioning, fancy towels, real tissues, and the best toilet paper I have found anywhere in Disney World.

Truly elite bathroom behavior.

Some people ride Space Mountain.
Some people collect pins.

I’m here to find the best bathrooms at Walt Disney World.

Welcome to the quest no one asked for—but everyone needs.

Bathrooms are one of the most overlooked parts of a vacation… until you desperately need one.

From anxiety and Crohn’s disease realities to Disney’s surprisingly themed bathrooms, this is the beginning of my slightly ridiculous and deeply important mission to document bathrooms across Walt Disney World.