Bathroom #15: A Love Affair That Has Ended

Break-ups are difficult!

I used to love this bathroom.

It felt like we had a special secret relationship.

I knew that it existed, but no one else knew about it.

And honestly?

That was the whole magic.

This bathroom was absolutely perfect.

It was always waiting for me.

Empty.

Clean.

Well-stocked.

Air conditioning that actually worked.

A little hidden bathroom paradise.

And then…

Disney put up a sign.

The dreaded sign!

A sign!

Pointing right to it.

Showing my secret bathroom to the world.

Clearly, our love has been ruined.

Now it is not the same bathroom.

It feels like my best friend changed unexpectedly, and no one warned me.

The original color scheme is still there, but its personality has changed.

Inside and still no whimsy!

And not for the better.

It feels like it is cheating on me with the amount of people visiting it now.

And somehow, it has become known to tour guides.

Which is terrible.

Now it is busy.

Not very clean.

Overwhelmed by the amount of people using it.

And for some reason, the air conditioning does not work as well anymore.

I bet half the people using this bathroom do not even understand the joy of Figment.

Figment!

And that hurts.

This was not a good experience.

It just made me sad.

I wanted to leave as soon as possible.

Official Ruling

Cleanliness: Not what it used to be
Crowd Level: Betrayal-level busy
Air Conditioning: Formerly wonderful, now suspicious
Vibes: Changed forever
Emotional Damage: High
Figment Appreciation: Questionable among current guests

Final Verdict

This bathroom and I had something special.

And then Disney made it public.

Now everyone knows.

Everyone goes.

And our quiet little bathroom love story has come to a tragic end.