Not every Disney bathroom is filled with magic. This BoardWalk bathroom is plain, simple, and completely forgettable… but when you need a quiet, reliable bathroom near the pool and pizza, it gets the job done.

I went to Disney’s Yacht Club and somehow ended up reviewing the bathrooms.

Some are peaceful, air-conditioned perfection.
Others… feel like a life choice you regret immediately.

Here are my honest thoughts on three very different Yacht Club bathrooms—so you know exactly where to go (and where not to).

A hidden Disney World conference center bathroom somehow became my favorite bathroom on property.

Quiet, spotless, cold air conditioning, fancy towels, real tissues, and the best toilet paper I have found anywhere in Disney World.

Truly elite bathroom behavior.

Some people ride Space Mountain.
Some people collect pins.

I’m here to find the best bathrooms at Walt Disney World.

Welcome to the quest no one asked for—but everyone needs.

Bathrooms are one of the most overlooked parts of a vacation… until you desperately need one.

From anxiety and Crohn’s disease realities to Disney’s surprisingly themed bathrooms, this is the beginning of my slightly ridiculous and deeply important mission to document bathrooms across Walt Disney World.

I used to love breakfast at Ale & Compass Restaurant.

Then the menu changed, the eggs became suspiciously scrambled, and the toast disappeared.

My honest, funny review of one of Disney World’s most complicated breakfasts.

We marched through Disney resorts hunting hidden cardboard animals, chasing free pins, and taking this challenge far too seriously.

We found Goofy, lost to clever hiding spots, and proved that chaos can still be fun.

Need a break from the crowds at Walt Disney World?

I’m sharing one of my favorite hidden quiet spots—the Solarium at Disney's Beach Club Resort.

Peaceful seating, strong air conditioning, and yes... control of the TV.

I don’t do lines—but I made an exception for Les Halles Bakery in EPCOT.

Four desserts later, I have thoughts… and zero regrets.

I finally tried Disney pin trading after years of avoiding it—and it was way easier (and more emotional) than I expected.

Here’s exactly how it works, what I learned, and why I’m suddenly attached to a yellow Minnie.

Embarkation day doesn’t have to be chaotic.

Skip the crowds, find the hidden sit-down lunch, and start your Disney Cruise the right way—with good food, zero stress, and maybe a few extra desserts.

You might think running into Disney characters at your hotel is magical.
I think it’s a situation that requires an exit strategy.

Here’s what the Character Bus is, why people love it… and why I am quietly walking in the opposite direction.

Finding Sanaa is a bit of a journey… but staying there?

That’s the easy part.

Between the food and the animals casually walking by—I have thoughts.

We went to Portland, Maine for six chaotic little hours in search of donuts, chowder, and a lobster roll.

Some things were amazing.

Some were… fine.

Naturally, I have thoughts.

Some families pack light.
We pack… blankets. A lot of them.

Let me explain the system (because yes, there is a system).

Every version of me has done Disney—from 1975 to weekly visits and 27 cruises. This is the magic, the chaos, and everything in between.

Boston: great food, mild chaos, and a surprising number of thoughts from me.

Some moments were magical, some were stressful—but I had thoughts about all of it.