There are pineapples hiding inside the Grand Floridian. 🍍 I found them in the tiny bathroom at Gasparilla Island Grill, along with manual toilets, working air conditioning, and a bathroom that definitely needs a few more stalls.

I wandered into Wailulu Bar & Grill looking for water and accidentally found my favorite bathroom at Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort. Gorgeous tile, cold air, beautiful theming, and absolutely nothing for me to complain about. A bathroom miracle.

Five Magic Kingdom resorts. 24 bathrooms. Five resort champions. Now it’s time for the ultimate showdown. I ranked the best bathroom from each resort from worst to best and crowned one sparkly Grand Floridian winner.

I almost skipped Fort Wilderness because taking a boat to look at two bathrooms felt like entirely too much effort. Thank goodness I went, because one bathroom nearly achieved perfection and the other was a surprisingly solid little pioneer.

Six bathrooms. One clear winner. One absolute disaster. Join me as I rank every public bathroom at Disney's Wilderness Lodge and Boulder Ridge, from cozy hidden gems to the cramped restroom that earned the first F- in my Great Disney Bathroom Challenge.

Five public bathrooms. One clear winner. I ranked every public restroom at Disney's Contemporary Resort from worst to best, and the results surprised me. From stuffy mall vibes to a hidden conference center gem, here's my honest (and slightly overdramatic) bathroom review.

Seven bathrooms. One champion. I explored every public bathroom at Disney's Grand Floridian Resort and ranked them from worst to best. From hidden gems to unexpected disappointments, here's the official Grand Floridian Bathroom Challenge.

I ranked every bathroom at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort, from the one that broke my toe to the stunning A+ winner. If you think all Disney bathrooms are the same, this resort is about to change your mind.

Welcome to the Great Disney Bathroom Quest: Magic Kingdom Resort Showdown! I'm visiting every public bathroom at the Magic Kingdom resorts, ranking them from best to worst, crowning a Resort Champion, and giving a few bathrooms a heartfelt "bless your heart" along the way.

One bathroom. Hundreds of people.

One closed door that explains everything.

What started as a chaotic bathroom visit at Disney’s Beach Club turned into a full-blown investigation… and I have thoughts.

A fancy Disney bathroom with floral wallpaper, framed pictures, and one of the prettiest handicap stalls I have ever seen. But getting there? That is where this beautiful BoardWalk bathroom becomes complicated.

Not every Disney bathroom is filled with magic. This BoardWalk bathroom is plain, simple, and completely forgettable… but when you need a quiet, reliable bathroom near the pool and pizza, it gets the job done.

I went to Disney’s Yacht Club and somehow ended up reviewing the bathrooms.

Some are peaceful, air-conditioned perfection.
Others… feel like a life choice you regret immediately.

Here are my honest thoughts on three very different Yacht Club bathrooms—so you know exactly where to go (and where not to).

A hidden Disney World conference center bathroom somehow became my favorite bathroom on property.

Quiet, spotless, cold air conditioning, fancy towels, real tissues, and the best toilet paper I have found anywhere in Disney World.

Truly elite bathroom behavior.