Connections Eatery and the Great White Void: Bathroom #18
The entrance to the Connections Eatery bathroom is pure Disney magic.
A colorful nature mural welcomes you inside... and then everything turns white.
Very, very white.
Here's my review of one of Epcot's cleanest, most dependable, and most surprisingly bland bathrooms.
Accessibility, Arthritis, and My Personal War on Staircases
I never thought I would hate stairs.
Then I watched my daughter struggle to climb them.
From Disney attractions to cruise ship decks, accessibility isn't about convenience.
It's about pain, dignity, and the experiences people miss when stairs are the only option.
Social Roost: The Restaurant I Was Too Anxious to Try
I spent years walking past Social Roost in downtown St. Pete because anxiety convinced me I didn't belong there.
Turns out, it's one of the friendliest restaurants I've ever visited.
Great food, honest service, amazing cocktails, and the best mussels I've ever had.
Let’s Talk Brunch at The Library
Brunch is serious business, and nobody does it better than The Library in St. Petersburg, Florida.
From fluffy pancakes and extra-crispy bacon to shelves of books and a surprisingly cozy atmosphere inside a hospital campus, this restaurant delivers one of my favorite brunch experiences anywhere.
The Bathroom Equivalent of a Jump Scare: Bathroom #17
This EPCOT bathroom near Swirled Showcase is surprisingly stylish, calm, and thoughtfully designed… until the automatic toilets decide to attack without warning.
One of Disney’s better bathrooms with one very terrifying flaw.
A Committee Designed This Bathroom: Bathroom #16
CommuniCore Hall’s bathroom is clean, modern, and filled with good intentions.
Unfortunately, it is also bright orange, overcrowded, and somehow already has a terrible layout.
Let’s discuss Disney’s most emotionally confusing new bathroom.
A Love Affair That Has Ended: Bathroom #15
A hidden EPCOT bathroom once felt like my own quiet little secret.
Then Disney put up a sign, tour groups found it, and everything changed.
This is the story of a bathroom betrayal involving crowds, broken trust, and the questionable Figment appreciation levels of strangers.
Hollywood Studios Survival Guide: Ronto Roasters & The Secret Breakfast Hideaway
You woke up early for rope drop, forgot breakfast, and suddenly found yourself desperately searching for food and air conditioning in Hollywood Studios.
Luckily, Ronto Roasters and a secret hidden seating area inside Docking Bay 7 might just save your entire morning.
Unlucky Number, Worst Bathroom in EPCOT#13 And A Little Bit Better: Bathroom #14
Two bathrooms.
One pavilion.
Unlimited stress.
From the chaotic upstairs nightmare near Garden Grill to the slightly prettier downstairs Soarin’ bathroom, these are the EPCOT bathrooms I avoid at all costs.
Under the Sea Bathroom: Bathroom #12
This bathroom should not be one of my favorites.
It smells like fish, the air conditioning struggles, and the toilet paper is classic Disney survival paper.
But somehow, tucked away beside the aquarium inside EPCOT’s Seas pavilion, it feels calm, hidden, and oddly comforting.
The Green Bathroom Deserves a Raise: Bathroom #10 and The Red Bathroom Is Fighting for Its Life: Bathroom #11
Two bathrooms. Same park. Completely different emotional support levels.
One green bathroom is filled with peaceful music, towel animals, and unexpected Disney magic.
The red bathroom? Exhausted, overwhelmed, and fighting for its life against the crowds of World Discovery.
Welcome back to the EPCOT bathroom saga. 🚽✨
The Useful Little Ho-Hum Hero: Bathroom #6
Before you even enter EPCOT, there is one very important bathroom quietly trying its best.
It’s warm, crowded, oddly located… but honestly?
Sometimes it saves the day.
The Green One (Proceed With Caution): Bathroom #7 and The Red One (Same Story, Different Paint): Bathroom #8
The first bathrooms inside EPCOT should feel magical.
Instead, you get crowds, noise, lines, and sensory overload.
Let’s discuss the infamous red and green restroom twins near Spaceship Earth.
The Cape May Pressure Cooker: Bathroom #4 and Currently a Myth, Hopefully a Miracle: Bathroom #5
One bathroom. Hundreds of people.
One closed door that explains everything.
What started as a chaotic bathroom visit at Disney’s Beach Club turned into a full-blown investigation… and I have thoughts.
The Bathroom That Needed a Ball Gown: Bathroom #35
A fancy Disney bathroom with floral wallpaper, framed pictures, and one of the prettiest handicap stalls I have ever seen. But getting there? That is where this beautiful BoardWalk bathroom becomes complicated.
The BoardWalk “It Exists” Bathroom: Bathroom #34
Not every Disney bathroom is filled with magic. This BoardWalk bathroom is plain, simple, and completely forgettable… but when you need a quiet, reliable bathroom near the pool and pizza, it gets the job done.
A Tale of Three Bathrooms at Yacht Club
I went to Disney’s Yacht Club and somehow ended up reviewing the bathrooms.
Some are peaceful, air-conditioned perfection.
Others… feel like a life choice you regret immediately.
Here are my honest thoughts on three very different Yacht Club bathrooms—so you know exactly where to go (and where not to).
The Secret Bathroom of My Dreams: Bathroom #9
A hidden Disney World conference center bathroom somehow became my favorite bathroom on property.
Quiet, spotless, cold air conditioning, fancy towels, real tissues, and the best toilet paper I have found anywhere in Disney World.
Truly elite bathroom behavior.
The Great Disney Bathroom Quest Begins 🚽✨
Some people ride Space Mountain.
Some people collect pins.
I’m here to find the best bathrooms at Walt Disney World.
Welcome to the quest no one asked for—but everyone needs.
Bathrooms, Anxiety & Why I Notice Every Disney Bathroom 🚽✨
Bathrooms are one of the most overlooked parts of a vacation… until you desperately need one.
From anxiety and Crohn’s disease realities to Disney’s surprisingly themed bathrooms, this is the beginning of my slightly ridiculous and deeply important mission to document bathrooms across Walt Disney World.