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Do You Like Waffles? Yes, I Like Waffles.
Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Disney Maggie Faerberboeck 8/25/26 Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Disney Maggie Faerberboeck 8/25/26

Do You Like Waffles? Yes, I Like Waffles.

There is a little breakfast secret hiding at Steakhouse 71. Order the seasonal pancakes, swap them for Mickey waffles, keep all the seasonal goodies, and thank me later. I’ve tested this trick in spring, summer, fall, and winter. Serious research was required.

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Accessibility, Arthritis, and My Personal War on Staircases
Tiny Tangents, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 5/22/26 Tiny Tangents, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 5/22/26

Accessibility, Arthritis, and My Personal War on Staircases

I never thought I would hate stairs.

Then I watched my daughter struggle to climb them.

From Disney attractions to cruise ship decks, accessibility isn't about convenience.

It's about pain, dignity, and the experiences people miss when stairs are the only option.

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Social Roost: The Restaurant I Was Too Anxious to Try
Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 5/22/26 Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 5/22/26

Social Roost: The Restaurant I Was Too Anxious to Try

I spent years walking past Social Roost in downtown St. Pete because anxiety convinced me I didn't belong there.

Turns out, it's one of the friendliest restaurants I've ever visited.

Great food, honest service, amazing cocktails, and the best mussels I've ever had.

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Let’s Talk Brunch at The Library
Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 5/21/26 Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 5/21/26

Let’s Talk Brunch at The Library

Brunch is serious business, and nobody does it better than The Library in St. Petersburg, Florida.

From fluffy pancakes and extra-crispy bacon to shelves of books and a surprisingly cozy atmosphere inside a hospital campus, this restaurant delivers one of my favorite brunch experiences anywhere.

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Hollywood Studios Survival Guide: Ronto Roasters & The Secret Breakfast Hideaway
Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Food Maggie Faerberboeck 5/15/26 Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Food Maggie Faerberboeck 5/15/26

Hollywood Studios Survival Guide: Ronto Roasters & The Secret Breakfast Hideaway

You woke up early for rope drop, forgot breakfast, and suddenly found yourself desperately searching for food and air conditioning in Hollywood Studios.

Luckily, Ronto Roasters and a secret hidden seating area inside Docking Bay 7 might just save your entire morning.

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Oh Ale & Compass Restaurant… How I Love You and Hate You
Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Disney Maggie Faerberboeck 5/1/26 Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Disney Maggie Faerberboeck 5/1/26

Oh Ale & Compass Restaurant… How I Love You and Hate You

I used to love breakfast at Ale & Compass Restaurant.

Then the menu changed, the eggs became suspiciously scrambled, and the toast disappeared.

My honest, funny review of one of Disney World’s most complicated breakfasts.

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Disney’s Free Resort Scavenger Hunt (Yes, Free. I Love That Word.)
Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/30/26 Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/30/26

Disney’s Free Resort Scavenger Hunt (Yes, Free. I Love That Word.)

We marched through Disney resorts hunting hidden cardboard animals, chasing free pins, and taking this challenge far too seriously.

We found Goofy, lost to clever hiding spots, and proved that chaos can still be fun.

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Disney Overstimulated Me, So I Found a Hideout
Disney, Anxiety & Quiet Places, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/30/26 Disney, Anxiety & Quiet Places, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/30/26

Disney Overstimulated Me, So I Found a Hideout

Need a break from the crowds at Walt Disney World?

I’m sharing one of my favorite hidden quiet spots—the Solarium at Disney's Beach Club Resort.

Peaceful seating, strong air conditioning, and yes... control of the TV.

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Les Halles Bakery Made Me Stand in Line—and I’d Do It Again
Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Disney Maggie Faerberboeck 4/21/26 Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Disney Maggie Faerberboeck 4/21/26

Les Halles Bakery Made Me Stand in Line—and I’d Do It Again

I don’t do lines—but I made an exception for Les Halles Bakery in EPCOT.

Four desserts later, I have thoughts… and zero regrets.

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What have I started- Pin Trading
Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/20/26 Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/20/26

What have I started- Pin Trading

I finally tried Disney pin trading after years of avoiding it—and it was way easier (and more emotional) than I expected.

Here’s exactly how it works, what I learned, and why I’m suddenly attached to a yellow Minnie.

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Embarkation Day Lunch… because we are not doing the buffet
Cruises, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/17/26 Cruises, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/17/26

Embarkation Day Lunch… because we are not doing the buffet

Embarkation day doesn’t have to be chaotic.

Skip the crowds, find the hidden sit-down lunch, and start your Disney Cruise the right way—with good food, zero stress, and maybe a few extra desserts.

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The Character Bus: Magical for You, Mildly Terrifying for Me
Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/13/26 Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/13/26

The Character Bus: Magical for You, Mildly Terrifying for Me

You might think running into Disney characters at your hotel is magical.
I think it’s a situation that requires an exit strategy.

Here’s what the Character Bus is, why people love it… and why I am quietly walking in the opposite direction.

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Saana is More Than Just Bread
Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Disney Maggie Faerberboeck 4/6/26 Food, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Disney Maggie Faerberboeck 4/6/26

Saana is More Than Just Bread

Finding Sanaa is a bit of a journey… but staying there?

That’s the easy part.

Between the food and the animals casually walking by—I have thoughts.

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A Perfectly Imperfect Day in Maine
Travel, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/2/26 Travel, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/2/26

A Perfectly Imperfect Day in Maine

We went to Portland, Maine for six chaotic little hours in search of donuts, chowder, and a lobster roll.

Some things were amazing.

Some were… fine.

Naturally, I have thoughts.

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A Completely Reasonable Number of Blankets
Anxiety & Quiet Places, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/1/26 Anxiety & Quiet Places, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/1/26

A Completely Reasonable Number of Blankets

Some families pack light.
We pack… blankets. A lot of them.

Let me explain the system (because yes, there is a system).

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Disney & I: It’s a Long Story
Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/1/26 Disney, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts Maggie Faerberboeck 4/1/26

Disney & I: It’s a Long Story

Every version of me has done Disney—from 1975 to weekly visits and 27 cruises. This is the magic, the chaos, and everything in between.

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Our Mixed Up days in Boston
Travel, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Anxiety & Quiet Places Maggie Faerberboeck 3/30/26 Travel, Clearly.. I Have Thoughts, Anxiety & Quiet Places Maggie Faerberboeck 3/30/26

Our Mixed Up days in Boston

Boston: great food, mild chaos, and a surprising number of thoughts from me.

Some moments were magical, some were stressful—but I had thoughts about all of it.

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