Six bathrooms. One clear winner. One absolute disaster. Join me as I rank every public bathroom at Disney's Wilderness Lodge and Boulder Ridge, from cozy hidden gems to the cramped restroom that earned the first F- in my Great Disney Bathroom Challenge.

Five public bathrooms. One clear winner. I ranked every public restroom at Disney's Contemporary Resort from worst to best, and the results surprised me. From stuffy mall vibes to a hidden conference center gem, here's my honest (and slightly overdramatic) bathroom review.

Seven bathrooms. One champion. I explored every public bathroom at Disney's Grand Floridian Resort and ranked them from worst to best. From hidden gems to unexpected disappointments, here's the official Grand Floridian Bathroom Challenge.

I ranked every bathroom at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort, from the one that broke my toe to the stunning A+ winner. If you think all Disney bathrooms are the same, this resort is about to change your mind.

Welcome to the Great Disney Bathroom Quest: Magic Kingdom Resort Showdown! I'm visiting every public bathroom at the Magic Kingdom resorts, ranking them from best to worst, crowning a Resort Champion, and giving a few bathrooms a heartfelt "bless your heart" along the way.

I crossed the Transportation and Ticket Center hoping Disney's East restroom would redeem the West one. Instead, I found another bland, forgotten bathroom that feels more like a highway rest stop than the first stop on a magical vacation.

The Transportation and Ticket Center is where thousands of Disney vacations begin each day. Unfortunately, the TTC West restroom isn't the magical welcome you'd expect. From shocking vandalism to a strong sewer smell and almost nonexistent theming, this bathroom left a very bad first impression.

Pirates of the Caribbean deserves an unforgettable restroom. Instead, this one feels like buried treasure that never got dug up. The hidden loot, beautiful mosaic, and pirate atmosphere are fantastic, but the crowds, heat, confusing signs, and frustrating layout turn this Adventureland bathroom into one of Magic Kingdom's biggest missed opportunities.

Disney didn't just build a bathroom for Tiana's Bayou Adventure. They built a story. Hidden beyond the attraction entrance is a peaceful bayou filled with handcrafted details, checkerboards, music, and one of the most beautifully themed restrooms in Walt Disney World. This is the bathroom that proves even the smallest details deserve a little Disney magic.

This may be the most confusing bathroom in all of Walt Disney World. Hidden between Frontierland and Adventureland, this overcrowded restroom features a baffling layout, poor air conditioning, and enough chaos to send my anxiety soaring. Here's why it's one of the few Disney bathrooms I recommend skipping.

The Tangled restroom area isn't just my favorite Disney bathroom. It's my favorite piece of Imagineering. From Rapunzel's tower and Maximus' hoofprints to lanterns, flowers, and hidden movie details, this isn't just a place to take a break. It's a place where everyone can experience the magic of Tangled, no ride required.

The Pinocchio Village Haus bathroom is one of the strangest restrooms I've found at Magic Kingdom. From charming German village architecture and themed signs to a surprisingly confusing interior, here's why Jiminy Cricket might have a few questions.

Step into Belle's village with one of Magic Kingdom's most beautifully themed restrooms. From cobblestone paths and charming village details to hidden fairy magic, this Fantasyland bathroom proves that even a restroom can tell a Disney story.

The Storybook Circus bathroom has been my go-to Magic Kingdom restroom for years. From its charming circus-inspired exterior to its smart interior layout, this bathroom almost deserves a perfect score. Unfortunately, a few surprising maintenance issues kept this longtime favorite from taking home the grand prize.

I followed the Wonderland magic all the way to this Fantasyland bathroom near Cheshire Café… and then Disney tricked me. This Alice in Wonderland-inspired restroom has amazing outside details, whimsical lights, and a very unexpected inside.

A Tomorrowland bathroom with a line longer than Tomorrowland Speedway? This busy Magic Kingdom restroom near Auntie Gravity’s Galactic Goodies had crowds, heat, and a whole lot of bathroom chaos. Welcome to another stop on the Great Disney Bathroom Quest.

A brand-new bathroom in Tomorrowland should feel futuristic… right? The TRON bathroom had every opportunity to continue the story of the Grid, but between the location, crowds, heat, smell, and design choices, this one left me seriously disappointed during The Great Disney Bathroom Quest.

Hidden behind the Joffrey’s coffee is a Tomorrowland bathroom that almost blasts off into greatness. With futuristic details, peaceful benches, and amazing theming, this restroom has so much going for it… except one very hot problem.

A tiny three-stall bathroom hidden inside Tomorrowland Terrace? Somehow, it works. This forgotten Magic Kingdom restroom has cool air, fun robot signs, futuristic details, and a surprising amount of personality.

A forgotten bathroom stuck between Main Street and Tomorrowland? This Disney bathroom has an identity crisis, weak theming, surprise sink showers, and desperately needs a little more magic.