There are pineapples hiding inside the Grand Floridian. 🍍 I found them in the tiny bathroom at Gasparilla Island Grill, along with manual toilets, working air conditioning, and a bathroom that definitely needs a few more stalls.

I wandered into Wailulu Bar & Grill looking for water and accidentally found my favorite bathroom at Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort. Gorgeous tile, cold air, beautiful theming, and absolutely nothing for me to complain about. A bathroom miracle.

There is a little breakfast secret hiding at Steakhouse 71. Order the seasonal pancakes, swap them for Mickey waffles, keep all the seasonal goodies, and thank me later. I’ve tested this trick in spring, summer, fall, and winter. Serious research was required.

I visited all 16 Magic Kingdom bathrooms, and now it’s time to rank them from best to worst. From beautiful Tangled and Tiana’s Bayou Adventure to hot, crowded and downright smelly restrooms, which ones are treats and which are tricks? Welcome to the Halloween edition of the Great Disney Bathroom Challenge. 🎃🚽

The Tangled bathrooms are finally open, and yes, I cried. From the lanterns and hidden details to the companion restroom and incredible theming, this Magic Kingdom bathroom is proof that bathrooms can be part of the Disney magic too.

Five Magic Kingdom resorts. 24 bathrooms. Five resort champions. Now it’s time for the ultimate showdown. I ranked the best bathroom from each resort from worst to best and crowned one sparkly Grand Floridian winner.

I almost skipped Fort Wilderness because taking a boat to look at two bathrooms felt like entirely too much effort. Thank goodness I went, because one bathroom nearly achieved perfection and the other was a surprisingly solid little pioneer.

Six bathrooms. One clear winner. One absolute disaster. Join me as I rank every public bathroom at Disney's Wilderness Lodge and Boulder Ridge, from cozy hidden gems to the cramped restroom that earned the first F- in my Great Disney Bathroom Challenge.

Five public bathrooms. One clear winner. I ranked every public restroom at Disney's Contemporary Resort from worst to best, and the results surprised me. From stuffy mall vibes to a hidden conference center gem, here's my honest (and slightly overdramatic) bathroom review.

Seven bathrooms. One champion. I explored every public bathroom at Disney's Grand Floridian Resort and ranked them from worst to best. From hidden gems to unexpected disappointments, here's the official Grand Floridian Bathroom Challenge.

I ranked every bathroom at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort, from the one that broke my toe to the stunning A+ winner. If you think all Disney bathrooms are the same, this resort is about to change your mind.

Welcome to the Great Disney Bathroom Quest: Magic Kingdom Resort Showdown! I'm visiting every public bathroom at the Magic Kingdom resorts, ranking them from best to worst, crowning a Resort Champion, and giving a few bathrooms a heartfelt "bless your heart" along the way.

I crossed the Transportation and Ticket Center hoping Disney's East restroom would redeem the West one. Instead, I found another bland, forgotten bathroom that feels more like a highway rest stop than the first stop on a magical vacation.

The Transportation and Ticket Center is where thousands of Disney vacations begin each day. Unfortunately, the TTC West restroom isn't the magical welcome you'd expect. From shocking vandalism to a strong sewer smell and almost nonexistent theming, this bathroom left a very bad first impression.

Pirates of the Caribbean deserves an unforgettable restroom. Instead, this one feels like buried treasure that never got dug up. The hidden loot, beautiful mosaic, and pirate atmosphere are fantastic, but the crowds, heat, confusing signs, and frustrating layout turn this Adventureland bathroom into one of Magic Kingdom's biggest missed opportunities.

Disney didn't just build a bathroom for Tiana's Bayou Adventure. They built a story. Hidden beyond the attraction entrance is a peaceful bayou filled with handcrafted details, checkerboards, music, and one of the most beautifully themed restrooms in Walt Disney World. This is the bathroom that proves even the smallest details deserve a little Disney magic.

This may be the most confusing bathroom in all of Walt Disney World. Hidden between Frontierland and Adventureland, this overcrowded restroom features a baffling layout, poor air conditioning, and enough chaos to send my anxiety soaring. Here's why it's one of the few Disney bathrooms I recommend skipping.

The Tangled restroom area isn't just my favorite Disney bathroom. It's my favorite piece of Imagineering. From Rapunzel's tower and Maximus' hoofprints to lanterns, flowers, and hidden movie details, this isn't just a place to take a break. It's a place where everyone can experience the magic of Tangled, no ride required.

The Pinocchio Village Haus bathroom is one of the strangest restrooms I've found at Magic Kingdom. From charming German village architecture and themed signs to a surprisingly confusing interior, here's why Jiminy Cricket might have a few questions.

Step into Belle's village with one of Magic Kingdom's most beautifully themed restrooms. From cobblestone paths and charming village details to hidden fairy magic, this Fantasyland bathroom proves that even a restroom can tell a Disney story.